- Putting your hair up in a ponytail should involve hazard pay as you snap at least 1 rubber band a week.
- An up-do for a formal event requires an entire pack of bobby pins, and you’ll still be finding them in your hair a week later.
- You warn every hair dresser that you have really thick hair, and about five minutes after they’ve started they exclaim, “Good lord, you really do have a lot of hair.”
- You have to go to a new hairdresser every time because after the first visit they charge you extra to cut your hair, and double to dye it.
- When your shampoo and conditioner go on sale you empty the shelf, because you go through that stuff like Kleenex during allergy season.
- You’ve lost track of how many blow dryers you’ve burned out.
- You’ve ever lost 5 or more pounds when you went from long hair to a bob cut.
- You’ve discovered that you have too much hair to pull off a bob cut. Instead of being cute, it looks like you have a helmet on, at all times.
- You’ve ever pulled your hair up while outside during a snowstorm because you got too hot.
- You ever went as Cousin It for Halloween and didn’t have to wear a wig.
