You know you have mono when:

• You have perfected the art of curling up and sleeping in your car.
• Outfits for the day are passed over if you can’t comfortably lay down for a quick nap without changing first.

You know you have mono when:

• You learn to sleep sitting up at your desk so you can catch a couple extra zz’s.
• You can drink an espresso in the afternoon and still feel the need to lay down and sleep until tomorrow.

You know you have mono when:

• You’re sleeping more than your 8 year old dogs.
• You start watching the dogs to discover the best places to nap during the day to optimize darkness, traffic, temperature, etc.

You know you have mono when:

• Waking up from a nap makes you so tired that you need another nap.
• A new fuzzy blanket sounds better than a trip to Disneyland.

You know you have mono when:

• On a good day you feel like throwing a temper tantrum because you don’t wanna take another nap!
• You realize that skipping your nap yesterday is the reason that you can hardly sit up today.

You know you have mono when:

• The only thing you can think about is when you get to sleep again.
• You’re even blogging about sleeping.