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  1. Putting your hair up in a ponytail should involve hazard pay as you snap at least 1 rubber band a week.
  2. An up-do for a formal event requires an entire pack of bobby pins, and you’ll still be finding them in your hair a week later.
  3. You warn every hair dresser that you have really thick hair, and about five minutes after they’ve started they exclaim, “Good lord, you really do have a lot of hair.”
  4. You have to go to a new hairdresser every time because after the first visit they charge you extra to cut your hair, and double to dye it.
  5. When your shampoo and conditioner go on sale you empty the shelf, because you go through that stuff like Kleenex during allergy season.
  6. You’ve lost track of how many blow dryers you’ve burned out.
  7. You’ve ever lost 5 or more pounds when you went from long hair to a bob cut.
  8. You’ve discovered that you have too much hair to pull off a bob cut. Instead of being cute, it looks like you have a helmet on, at all times.
  9. You’ve ever pulled your hair up while outside during a snowstorm because you got too hot.
  10. You ever went as Cousin It for Halloween and didn’t have to wear a wig.

Cousin It