We just had a nasty hot spell, complete with extreme heat advisories, which caused me to say some odd things. Here are the top ten:
- When did we move to Arizona?
- I don’t care if I have to sell a kidney to pay the bill, I am not turning the AC off.
- We’re only allowed to eat cold food or take out, because running the microwave and the AC at the same time flips a breaker. And don’t you dare even think about turning on the oven!
- Yes! I’m gonna take a cold shower!
- Go outside? You’re funny! Not a chance in hell.
- Don’t touch me, nobody touch me, it’s too hot!
- Yes, I was planning on spending the evening moaning on the floor in front of the fan. Why do you ask?
- Well this is just stupid hot!
- Whatever food we don’t eat is getting tossed, because I’m hanging out in the fridge today.
- No, I’m not wearing pants, and you can’t make me!
In case you all didn’t notice, I tend to whine when I’m hot . . .